Because it already is. How bad can a day be that starts with Julie Andrews and Mickey Mouse pancakes?
Wendy had The Sound of Music in a stack of DVDs she was trying to get rid of, so I took it home for the kids and we watched it today. (Well, half of it, before they got hungry. They got bored when the Baroness was introduced and we saved the rest for later tonight).I had forgotten what a lovely film that is. Frauline Maria is my kind of chick. She leaves the convent singing a song about confidence, approaches the Von Trapp castle with wonder and amazement, and quickly wins the hearts of the children and staff. She's definitely fresh.
Speaking of Fresh, I am meeting our realtor, John Tripodi, to view a potential site in Newport for the Fresh Mansion at noon today. Someday, this place (or one like it) will be the female alternative to the PlayBoy Mansion, but less tacky. Because hottie guys in bunny costumes seems a little bit ridiculous. Well, a lot ridiculous, actually.
OK, maybe the guys can dress up in bunny costumes the night before Easter, but that's IT. A girl's gotta draw the line somewhere.
While I go get ready, and try to figure out what the male staff should wear the rest of the year, you should Google "412 Bellevue Ave, Newport RI", check it out, and let me know what you think. See the description, "Single Family Home with 22 bedrooms". Those Guilded Age peeps really knew how to live!
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Will non-bachelorettes be invited? Hope so. Though, I think you're right to skip the bunny costumes. Don't need to go there.
ReplyDeleteLisa, if you define "Non-Bachelorettes" as married or older girlfriends of bachelorettes, or "re-bachelorettes" (as in, newly divorced women) then absolutely, yes!
ReplyDeleteIf you define non-bachelorettes as bachelors, then, no. They have quite a few perfectly good solutions to their needs already, and I don't plan to compete in that market. ;-)